Real working wearable electric guitar plays all major chords Easy to play your favorite rock songs Working mini guitar amp with adjustable tone knob clips to your belt. Volume goes up to ...
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Are you a fan of Portal? Full-Zip Hooded Portal Sweatshirt from the popular Portal video game. The zipper pull is a silver-colored 2D Companion Cube! Are you a fan of Po...
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Keep your noggin warm and stylish with the 1up mushroom beanie. 100% acrylic knit cap with the "1up" mushroom design embroidered on the front. Hat is grey with black trim.
Famously touted by a very enthusiastic Rolf Harris back in the 70's the Stylophone went straight to the top of three million Christmas lists. Oh how our parents regretted that decision. B...
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Now you can even go fishing and still profile your styling Unix ways. Bit bucket hats, I suppose you might say. Use them to put on your head or to store your fish - or both... 100% Cotto...
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This cool electronic t-shirt has a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple b...
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All he wants to do is eat your brains Hand stitched by zombies Zombie hat is hungry Ever have a feeling that your brain is empty? You're sitting at your desk, staring at your monitor. Y...
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Kids are born with this ability and drive. They take things apart to figure out how they work. They immediately stick fingers in any holes they can reach to see what happens. They feed th...
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Nothing makes people happier than seeing a penguin on your head. Khaki hat with faded black lid and embroidered Tux on front. 'ThinkGeek.Com' is stitched in the back around the clasp. Leather strap.
Simultaneously Affirm And Reject Corporate Conformity! For those of you who relish in being naughty and nice, we think you'll just love this 100% silk tie. Wear it at board meetings for ...
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This cool electronic t-shirt has a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple b...
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Wearable ROCK! An electric guitar built right into your shirt! Comes apart and can be machine washed. Included mini-amp goes all the way to 11! Kids Large Chest 32" Weight 74-100 Age 13-16
One of the single greatest gifts (and curses) to anyone who is a little anal retentive is bubble wrap. Sure it's good for protecting packages, but the real joy is popping each and every b...
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This cool electronic t-shirt has a picture of an actual playable drum kit on the front. Hit the drums on this shirt with your finger and they play through the built in speaker... simple b...
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Because no one is a genius 100% of the time. Nothing is more humbling than discovering a situation in which your immense body of knowledge is completely useless. Just because you have a ...
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There's only one gift that would make every little gamer girl's dreams come true: pwnies. Pwnies are just like real ponies except with less mucking out stalls and more fragging of the ene...
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Because, really, it's best for everyone that way. This shirt works for two crowds. It works for the folks who have had enough of the Keep Calm and ____ meme. It also works for people like...
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There's more than one way to defeat the Cube Let's face it, there are geeks out there who can't defeat the Rubik's Cube. (In fact, there are a few ThinkGeek monkeys who fit in this group...
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Solid Rocket Booster Seat Kids. Where DO they get all that energy from? Even if you keep them off of sugar and caffeine they can be bouncing off the walls one minute and dead to the worl...
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Good News, Everyone! Here at Planet Express, we're always looking for fresh recruits to join our spaceship crew. Whether your permanent career assignment is in intergalactic navigation o...
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We love us some good contingency planning. And Britain has that in spades. When everything goes all pear-shaped, there's a plan for that. Nazis taking over? Yep. We got the poster. London...
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Bunnies. We all know they're good at multiplication, but did you know they're good at other kinds of mathematics, too? *plays "The More You Know" theme music* Rabbits are known for a thr...
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Go 50,000 light years and turn left at Sagittarius At a shopping mall, there's a giant color-coded map to tell us if we're next to the Frank-n-Stein or where one can find the local Chess...
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Augusta Ada Byron King, Countess of Lovelace wrote the above in 1843. She had undertaken, at Charles Babbage's behest, a translation from the French of Italian mathematician Luigi Menabre...
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Hailing frequencies open It is incorrect believing that the only Star Trek fans are male. When ThinkGeek launched our popular line of Star Trek t-shirts, we immediately began to receive ...
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Although Mole Day technically begins at 6:02 a.m. local time on 10/23 each year, we'll have to take your word for it. That's earlier than we like to be moving. Unless you're going to prov...
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Three Tablespoons Rhubarb, On Fire Welcome, . Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. As you know, science is very important, and we're a...
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You Always Knew It Was Special We here at TG World Domination HQ love us some bacon. Well, except for the vegetarians. (Honestly, most of them love it and yet manage to restrain themselv...
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That way madness lies. Destination: Tea Party Calculating route. Turn left. Travel 200 meters. Arrive at waypoint, Cheshire Cat, on right. Recalculating route. ...
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Doctor Who fans know that the Doctor's TARDIS is stuck as a police box due to a faulty chameleon circuit. What you may not know is that back in the day on Gallifrey, the Time Lords had a ...
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When It Rains, It Pours... Don't we know it! The Internet is just dripping with packets and, occasionally, even packet loss! When you are a genius, you just have to be able to vent and p...
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There are basically three things you count on Domo-kun for, no matter what the situation: 1) Being excessively cute. 2) Rawr-ing. 3) Eating everything in sight. So a Domo + nom nom nom ma...
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We had to carry this shirt because we love the video of ninja cat. If you don't know what we're talking about, go check it out. Don't worry. We'll be here when you get back in one minute ...
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All of us under its spell, We know that it's probably magic science... ThinkGeek Music is proud to present our most complete collection of music ever. (Also our first.) Available on two,...
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We like Firefly. You like Firefly. This here's a Firefly all official-like t-shirt. If you were fixin' to buy yourself one of them Firefly shirts to fill out your wardrobe or that of one ...
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On the Internet, we're a pretty hate-y bunch. We're darn effective at telling people we dislike them. n00bs master how to flame before they learn not to use the Reply All button. Maybe it...
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Who doesn't want to go to Mordor? With its mountain vistas and minimalist landscapes, your vacation photos are sure to turn out great. (Did we mention black is slimming?) Ancient castles ...
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Birth is probably traumatic on a little brain. You've been hanging out in this warm, wet environment for 9 months, and all of a sudden there are bright lights and loud noises. However, we...
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You know the hat. It's become an iconic symbol which is, thankfully, finally returning to the big screen. Indiana Jones' hat is the hat we've always wanted to wear. But the hat really was...
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Unicorns aren't something that you run into every day, and we recognize that even professional chefs can sometimes be stymied when preparing exotic meats. We here at ThinkGeek World Domin...
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Apathy is hard work. As seen on The IT Crowd! Writing these amusing and pithy product descriptions you see on ThinkGeek.com is harder than it looks. Take our new 'meh' shirt, for exampl...
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Yeah. You know what? That's not gonna happen. Not so much. Not if I have anything to do with it. Which I won't. Cause I'm not doing it. Period. "No" means "no." You don't even have to ask...
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